50 Insanely  Relatable & Funny Quotes About Toddlers

Having a toddler is so much fun, yet it's so challenging. However,  you're not alone on this rollercoaster. These relatable quotes about toddlers are guaranteed to make you smile!

“Cleaning the house with a toddler is like trying to rake leaves during a tornado.”

“Sleeping with a toddler is like sharing your bed with a drunk octopus looking for its car keys!”

“The fastest land mammal is a toddler who’s been asked what’s in their mouth.” - Ramblin Mama

“You can say “please” and “thank you” a million times and your toddler will never repeat it, but if you say “a**-faced mother f*****” ONCE…” - Henpecked Hal

“Toddler rule #1: Always supervise your Mom’s bathroom trips.”

Just because you can thrill a toddler by chewing with your mouth open doesn't mean you should. - Michael Nesmith

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